We had an incredible time staying at this hotel. The whole concept was unique and cool. The location in downtown Melbourne was excellent, allowing us to easily walk to our destinations. The hotel facilities, including the airstream and outside deck, were amazing and provided us with a memorable experience. The bed was comfy, the water pressure in the shower was fantastic, and the temperature control in the room was easy to adjust. The mini bar included non-alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate, and a bottle of wine, which was a nice touch. The staff was friendly and helpful, making our stay even more enjoyable.

For us, it was ideal.

We had an absolutely amazing time at Hotel No! The location was perfect and allowed us to easily explore the city on foot. The airstream we stayed in was incredibly fun and unique. We loved playing the lawn games and hanging out on the outside deck. The attention to detail, from the excellent speaker to the easy-to-use iPad, made our stay even more enjoyable. The water pressure in the shower was outstanding, and the mini bar included a nice selection of beverages and snacks. We will definitely be saving up to come back and experience the airstream with the hot tub! highly recommended!

The cleanliness was top-notch. Hotel facilities were impressive. The staff was happy to help with any extras we needed. The location was perfect, with many decent restaurants within walking distance. James and his team have created an amazing experience that deserves a 10-STAR rating. The complimentary beer fridge was a nice touch.

Nothing, it is perfect.

I had an amazing stay at a unique hotel with a fun concept. The location was perfect, allowing me to easily explore the city on foot. The airstream accommodation was cozy and had all the amenities I needed, including a full-size shower and an iPad for entertainment. The mini bar was a nice touch, and the water pressure in the shower was exceptional. Despite a couple of minor issues, like the lack of a power point in the bathroom and some noise in the mornings, I highly recommend this hotel. I had a great experience and would definitely stay here again.

Our first time in Melbourne and we could walk everywhere from this hotel. The vans were cosy with nice amenities and a comfy bed. The iPad was a cool addition. Fabulous location close to restaurants with free parking. Facilities were great, including a free mini bar with chips, cider, wine, and chocolate. The bed was comfortable with a satin-like doona. Large bathroom for the space. Lots of unique experiences like discount vouchers, an iPad with Netflix, outdoor games, and a mini photo printer.

Can't recommend highly enough this hotel.

The location of this hotel is amazing, allowing easy walking access to popular destinations. The facilities, including a car park, lawn games, and an airstream with excellent speaker and iPad, were impressive. The water pressure in the shower was great. The mini bar, with non-alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate, and a bottle of wine. The hotel also offers discount vouchers to local places, has an iPad with Netflix, and provides outdoor games and a mini photo printer.

Felt warm, no complaints whatsoever.

Memorable experience in Melbourne CBD. Convenient location for walking to destinations. Special and unforgettable stay for our anniversary. Car park facilities were a bonus. Fun lawn games and engaging with other travelers. Great afternoon/evening in airstream and on deck. Excellent speaker and easy-to-use iPad. Fantastic water pressure in the shower

Nothing negative to say.

Wow! Our stay at Hotel No was incredible. The location was perfect, allowing us to easily walk to our destinations. The facilities, including the car park, were a great bonus. The 'lawn games' were so fun, and meeting other travelers added to the experience. We loved spending time in our airstream and on the outside deck, enjoying the excellent speaker and easy-to-use iPad. Plus, the water pressure in the shower was amazing. The mini bar, with its selection of beverages and snacks, was a nice touch. a special and unforgettable stay.

Felt like VIPs, nothing to complain about!

Great location. Spacious and clean. Comfortable bed. Good temperature control. Nice amenities.

Unforgettable experience, perfect location, walkable, special for anniversary, on-site car park.

Nothing all excellent.

We had a unique experience staying in the airstream at Hotel No. The location was fabulous, with easy access to restaurants. We also appreciated the free parking. The facilities were great, and we loved the complimentary mini bar with chips, cider, wine. The bed was comfortable, and the bathroom was spacious. our stay was a 10/10, and we look forward to returning in the future.

We felt very cared for during our stay at Hotel No and had no complaints at all.

My husband and I stayed at Hotel No for our 5 year Wedding anniversary and it was an amazing experience! The location was perfect, allowing us to walk everywhere. The vans were cozy and had great amenities, like the iPad on the wall. The lawn games were a fun addition and we enjoyed playing them with fellow travelers. The airstream itself was spacious, had a comfortable bed, and the water pressure in the shower was excellent. The mini bar with complimentary snacks and drinks was a nice touch. We will definitely be returning and recommending this unique hotel to others!

100% Recommend this hotel.

Best aspects of our stay were the unique experience of staying in an airstream and the fabulous location close to restaurants. We also appreciated the free parking, which was a great bonus.

Worst aspects were the noisy mornings starting from 6am, making it difficult to sleep in. Additionally, the vans let in a lot of light, which wasn't ideal for lazy mornings.

Spending Christmas at this hotel was an unforgettable experience. The unique concept of staying in an airstream added a sense of adventure to our holiday. The location was absolutely perfect, with easy access to restaurants and attractions. We also appreciated the free parking, which made our stay hassle-free. Plus, the facilities were great, and we loved the large bathroom. The cherry on top was the complimentary mini bar, filled with delicious snacks and drinks. This hotel definitely knows how to make its guests feel special!

The only downside was that the mornings could be quite noisy, making it difficult to sleep in. Additionally, the vans let in quite a bit of light, which was not ideal for lazy mornings.

I had the best time staying at this hotel. The cleanliness was impeccable, with everything spotless and well-maintained. The hotel facilities were top-notch, from the amenities in the room to the outdoor games and mini photo printer. The parking was such a convenient feature, and I didn't have to worry about finding a space. The location was perfect, with plenty of bars and restaurants nearby. I even got to experience a VIP dinner at a booked out restaurant, thanks to the hotel's great location. James and his team have done an amazing job with this place, and I can't rate it high enough.

Nothing to fault.