We Hate F Tourists, Lisbon
recommendedLocal Bar TourUncover the best bars of Bairro Alto and Cais do Sodré with a Lisbon local as your guide.
Elevated SocializingExperience a hostel that has raised the standard to a whole new level, where locals, digital nomads, travelers, and artists come together to share ideas, laughs, and drinks.
Continental Breakfast DelightsStart your day off right with a delicious continental breakfast served daily at the hostel.
Beach RetreatFinish off your day by relaxing at the beautiful beach in Cascais, just a short distance from the hotel.
Evening EntertainmentEnjoy evening entertainment provided by the accommodation, ensuring memorable nights during your stay in Lisbon.
Pena Palace AdventureEmbark on an exciting trip to the amazing Pena Palace, a popular point of interest that must not be missed.
- Ice-Breaking Shots
- 24/7 Assistance
- Endless Friendship Possibilities
- Party Joining
- Clean and Comfortable
- Brunch Extravaganza
- Nightclub Vibes
- City Highlights
Rooms and availability
Facilities
General
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free Wi-Fi
- Parking lot
- Off-site parking lot
- Safe deposit box
- 24-hour reception
- 24-hour security
- Baggage storage
- Locker room
- Elevator
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key card access
Guest Parking
- Shared kitchen
Services
- Paid airport shuttle
- Housekeeping
- Tours/Ticket assistance
- Happy hour
Dining
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Dinner
Children
- Cribs
- Board games
- Game room
Spa & Leisure
- Night club
- Entertainment
- Sun terrace
- Garden area
- Leisure/ TV room
Room features
- Wi-Fi in rooms
- Air conditioning
- Terrace
- Garden furniture
Self-catering
- Shared kitchen
Media
- Flat-screen TV
Room decor
- Curtains
Location
• Located in the iconic Bairro Alto district, the area is near the Miradouro de Santa Catarina viewpoint and the Elevador da Glória funicular. • A dynamic neighborhood showcasing Lisbon's nightlife, it offers Fado music venues, striking plazas like Praça Luís de Camões, and traditional taverns. • São Pedro de Alcântara viewpoint, Jardim Principe Real gardens, and the National Ancient Art Museum highlight cultural attractions suitable for history enthusiasts.
- City landmarks
- Nearby
- Restaurants